DIGers Membership Request

Uuuuuh... a secret mailing list. That's ... so ... 90s.

Some of these guys probably still have living Tamagotchis.

Certainly no one could still be holding a grudge from my "Andy Kaufman" shows.

Steve, the mere sight of my avatar still causes BGG members constipation. Remember, board games are the Official Hobby of Hurt Feelings and you my friend have hurt a lot of tender board gamer feelings. I salute you.

But yeah, get a bunch of literal-minded, hyper-analytical middle aged men with borderline (or diagnosed) Asperger's in a room and tell a joke...THEY DO NOT FORGET.

Schweig! wrote: Uuuuuh... a secret mailing list. That's ... so ... 90s.

Some of these guys probably still have living Tamagotchis.

SILENCE!

UNLEASH THE MAMETCHI ON HIM!!!

Good luck getting into that group. I am friends(And local friends at that) with DIGer's. Shoot, I've known and interacted with these guys since Spielfrieks/Nigglybit days, and not even I've ever gotten invited to that list...Or even the Gathering for that matter.

And some of these people actually like me...Some of them.

I'm secretive member of the secret group "Bot Tom Feeders".

I cook for free for every member of the group every day. I also wash the underwear of every member and brush every member's teeth. There are only advantages to being a member, but unfortunately you can't be one. Tough luck.

The whole purpose of our group is making you feel bad you're not a member. That's why it's a "secret" group, dummy.

Good luck getting into that group. I am friends(And local friends at that) with DIGer's. Shoot, I've known and interacted with these guys since Spielfrieks/Nigglybit days, and not even I've ever gotten invited to that list...Or even the Gathering for that matter.

And some of these people actually like me...Some of them.

Perhaps an in person interview would get me in the group. I come across a little gruff online due to the fact that my Southern drawl in text form doesn't translate well.

Any group that has been around as long as the DIGers needs new blood to survive. I can bring a new perspective to the group.

Steve, the mere sight of my avatar still causes BGG members constipation. Remember, board games are the Official Hobby of Hurt Feelings and you my friend have hurt a lot of tender board gamer feelings. I salute you.

I find this impossible to believe! Can you list any statements I made that hurt someone's feelings? My stuff is super tame. I have never used the "C" word on anyone, I rarely use foul language. I admit all my stuff was satire. I have received no hate e-mail only praise for my work. I admit to owning Puerto Rico and have been seen on camera holding a copy. Along with El Grande!

What could I have possibly done to hurt anyone's feelings?

You told the truth.

The DIGgers had been hiding the truth behind Cube Confusion since sometime around 1998.

You wrote songs about it.

Do the DIGers sanction polygamy? If so, I totally want in.

Steve Weeks wrote:
" I have never used the "C" word on anyone"
Not true. On the 21st October 1998 at 20:34 you accused someone of enjoying Caylus.

But I'm sure that can be smoothed over. Please contact me at DIGrecruitspecialhandling @ gmail.com and we can discuss the delivery of your donation of $10,000. Your membership diploma will then be on it's way forthwith.