Five Alarm Freebie : Great Big Wargame

He's English. If he can't be condescending to an American just a little bit of him dies inside.

I think it might have something to do with skullfucking the British army. Or perhaps the Argentine affair.

In any event, his dislike of Little Big Wargame or whatever is only because every time he sees little Chibi cartoons, it reminds him of his porn collection, and by extension, his self-loathing masturbational fantasies about tentacles.

That's my Friday answer, anyhow.

I totally dig the bad 90's cgi cover of PP, much like I do the cover of Resistance: Avalon. They look like dollar store PC games.

What I'm saying is if you're not into the aesthetic of dollar store PC games get off your high freakin' horse and go dig up the bones of Filippino Lippi to customise every box for you.

I am bored of most iOS games at the moment. Just notifying other folks of this fine freebie.

I get tired of the cartoony thing too. Uniwars is a nice compromise for an Advanced Wars game. It's a dollar for the universal version and now has a map editor. Sometimes it can feel a bit grindy during the endgame, like Heroscape.

Itunes linky

Also available for Android whiners. Not sure if one can play cross platform, but why would you want to sully yourself?

Craniac, hit me up. I love Uniwar. Cloudy tried it once, halfway through he quit playing and left me hanging.

dick.

Lol, man that game was hard. I might try again some time.

QPCloudy wrote: Lol, man that game was hard. I might try again some time.

1. Wasn't hard for me,
2. Now I know why they call you Cloudy....your eyes be rainin' all the time, Poozy.