Holy Shit I'm Drunk

Fuuuuk I'm drunk again. Time for shout outs to:

Bernie....even though you don't drink you are cooler than Repoman
Loter.....you are are a crazy fuckwit but can drink a bit
Engineer Al and Dan.....hallucinations
Uba....much cooler
Repoman....wimp
Jay.....main man
Jay's mate....main man
Kenyon....obscene Christian obsessed with cocks
BobbyTweaks.....gave me beer hence good
Repoman.....wimp
KingPut....shouts at me too much due to late turns in Virgin Queen
Josh.....fun part timer am trying to train
BillyZ....fucking get to WBC you girls blouse
Avery....same
JonJacob....writes good
Barnes....likes to think he was born in the 60's he wasn't
Dogmatix...my main man unless he bails on WBC again

All others...too drunk to remember, apologies for missing you out. Absolutely fucked. Been reading loads of Robert Anton Wilson so brain is fried. Praise be to Bob.

You've been drunk for 8 days? That is amazing.

You have completely blown open the secret to everything I am.

WHY WASN'T I BORN IN THE SIXTIES?! *sob*

Michael Barnes wrote: You've been drunk for 8 days? That is amazing.

Not really. Sounds like WBC.



Engineer (born in the 60's) Al

I love drinking much more than I should. I remember when I first joined the army I was in this small arms coaching course and at the end of the course we all got shitfaced. I downed probably 30-40 oz of straight booze before going to the party and should have died.

I don't remember the party at all but the others told me that I got to the beach, grabbed a couple of burgers, stripped naked and tried to swim in the sand. Sounds about right.

The next day I woke up and my bed was in an empty field.. I immediately thought: "Who stole the fucking tent?" (we all slept in one big tent... like 20 beds or something). Turns out I woke up in the middle of the night, started screaming and woke up all the other guys, they turned on the lights to see why I was screaming and I just pulled out my dick and pissed all over myself.. then fell back asleep. I stank so bad they just moved my bed out into the field.

I still love drinking but I tend not to get drunk anymore (well not that drunk)... unless someone pulls out some hashish mid party, then I'm in trouble. Once every two years at most my wife tells me. Or I'm single again. I can't risk that, I'm useless without her.

IT's clear your a part time smoker. Who the fuck calls hash "hashish"? That's like calling a car a" horseless carriage" in 2012. LOL

Still, love watching your "character" progress, Jacob.

Wow, Andy must have been typing double because I got mentioned twice.

In other words:

Quite right, Andy. Quite right.