S'up?!

I feel really out of touch because I'm locked out of F:AT at school and busy at home. So humor me by telling me a little bit of what is going on with you. Any news real or fictitious is appreciated.

Steve"social butterfly"Avery

So, the local police arrested a pedophile for car theft and sex crimes. We towed in his 2006 Cadillac Escalade for not being registered.

With him in jail, his vehicle has languished at my impound yard for a sufficient enough time for me to be able to sell it.

So if your in the market for a mint condition luxury SUV come on down to the Tow Jockey HQ on Friday and you could be the owner of one fine automobile for fairly cheap.

Don't worry, the pedophile germs can be washed off.

Repo "BR5-49" Man

I just got back from officiating a roller derby tournament outside of Detroit. Two days of excellent derby and chicks in fishnets. Not a bad time.

i may be having brain surgery.
My daughter had her first concert (she's a clarinetist) and it was amazingky bad. Like angels dying,
I have spent way too much time painting and sclpting terrain. I think I may like making terrain more than playing with it,
I killed a 4 foot black rat snake in my driveway.
The same day, I captured and released a box turtle, He now lives in my backyard,,,,somewhere,
I got high on valium, went to St Louis, ate at a Jack In The Box for the first time in many years.
I had "root beer float" flavored draft soda at some truck stop. It was as good or better than it sounds.
I followed a Playboy Bunny with the license plate Hefnr83' through Indiana.
Back to the valium, i got my car up to 147'MPH on Illinois 153. It was....serene. I took a picture of the GPS. That was dumb,
I got a really, truly epic blowjob last weekend.
2 weekends ago, I had Dave Roswell over from NY. He is as awesome as you'd expect, He left me 3/4 of a bottle of Jack Daniels Honey Jack, And a Coconut Bra. I tried it on.

I'm glad Dave still gives the best blow jobs.

Anyway, got sent home from college yesterday due to losing my balance. Got home and chundered for 5 hours. Some kind of shitty bug most like. Surprisingly. alcohol played no part in the process...

Off to Geneva in early December. Anyone know of any Fatties there (I'm talking the REAL Geneva in Switzerland)??

Just finished Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett and can't recommend it enough. Skullduggery in 12th Century England. PM me and I'll send you the ebook in EPUB so you can read it in ibooks.

Mildly enjoying D&D Online as long as I don't have to pay.

Learning Javascript for shits and giggles so I can fuck up some websites.

Learning to paint minis (figures not the car) after GW accidently sent me TWO of their complete toolkit sets.

Whittering on about the Moon landings to open mouthed 18yr olds who have never heard of N Armstrong and think it was all faked (because that's what they read on the internet). Give me strength!!

I turned 40 on Monday.
The world just got a little dimmer.

Death and Taxis wrote: I turned 40 on Monday.
The world just got a little dimmer.

Brighter IMHO

In less than two weeks I'm going on a weekend trip to Montreal with high school friends I haven't seen in about 20 years. We're all turning 40 this year, so we decided to celebrate. I can't wait to see these people!

I lost my 2006 Cadillac Escalade and I'm pretty pissed about it.

(I live in Montreal!)

Hey Avery, I've been getting hit with bouts of diharrea which hasn't been much fun (that damn IBS/IBD I got diagnosed with recently).

Been playin' lots of Xbox360 (mostly Magic 2013 and Modern Warfare 3 (oh boy Black Ops II is comin' out soon).

X:COM demo was awful, Forza Horizon demo was amazing (best one yet maybe?).

Saw Finding Nemo, Looper and Moonrise Kingdom in movie theatres and loved all three.

ummm.... spending lots of time with daughter, it's been nice. She's cute.

Going to Tennessee in December, will hit the Harrah's Cherokee casino in the smoky mountains for a couple of days too. Should be fun.

miss u

... with the devil, use a long spoon.

Finished a couple of game projects, so now I don't have that much work to do for a couple of weeks. Then I'm off for a small stand-up tour through Denmark with a union trying to teach teenagers not to be injured at work.

Ordered some custom dice for my solo game Dice of Arkham. Hoping they'll arrive soon.

And ... that's it really. My god I have a somewhat boring life these days. It's what having a 3-year old and a two months old baby in the house will do. But the wife is considering applying for a job in the other end of the country, so possibly a new and terrifying relocation could happen in the forseable future.

Black Barney wrote: Going to Tennessee in December, will hit the Harrah's Cherokee casino in the smoky mountains for a couple of days too. Should be fun.

miss u

Tennessee? Motherfucker you'll be in my backyard. You gots to call or...something.

Ken B. wrote:

Black Barney wrote: Going to Tennessee in December, will hit the Harrah's Cherokee casino in the smoky mountains for a couple of days too. Should be fun.

miss u

Tennessee? Motherfucker you'll be in my backyard. You gots to call or...something.

No kidding. We need to lure Barney in with a highly elaborate scam that involves free tickets to a Richard Simmons seminar. Maybe then he'd take time off from the casino and hang with us.