Who's running this joint?

Hey, who is running this joint while Uba is off the grid?

We are slowly slipping into anarchy here! C'mon people pick up your empty Chinese food containers, fold that damn laundry, and, for the love of all that's holy, somebody please take Superfly out for his walk before he pees on the carpet again.

Two points...

1) All us regulars should take a moment and appreciate all the shit our website matron does to keep this place running smoothly. Thank you, Uba!

2) Somebody get my session report and latest five second review up on the front page! I've got a readership of tens of people whose lives are a little darker without my words of wisdom.

Top 5 reason's why it's time to donate to the Fort now.

5. The election is over and Obama and Romoney have stopped emailing you asking for money.

4. Donate to the F:AT before January 2013 so you can write it off as a tax donation.

3. Maybe we'll be able to raise enough money so we can buy a dedicated F:AT table at WBC and we won't have to resort to drunken swearing and pucking to clear out the near by Euro tables.

2. Help support the firewall that keeps Steve Weeks and other crazy mother fuckers off the F:AT.

1. If you don't donate money we'll have to resort to having half the blogs and ads being about FAT reduction.

KingPut wrote: we'll have to resort to having half the blogs and ads being about FAT reduction.

I might be interested in that...

KingPut wrote: Top 5 reason's why it's time to donate to the Fort now.

5. The election is over and Obama and Romoney have stopped emailing you asking for money.

4. Donate to the F:AT before January 2013 so you can write it off as a tax donation.

3. Maybe we'll be able to raise enough money so we can buy a dedicated F:AT table at WBC and we won't have to resort to drunken swearing and pucking to clear out the near by Euro tables.

2. Help support the firewall that keeps Steve Weeks and other crazy mother fuckers off the F:AT.

1. If you don't donate money we'll have to resort to having half the blogs and ads being about FAT reduction.

20 sent

I don't know what is going on, but I sent 20 as well.

Thanks for all the work, everybody, much appreciated.

50 sent. Thanks for all the fun!!!!!!

We are sort of running ad hoc until Shellie gets back. I am vaguely in charge until then. I am not even remotely qualified to fill her shoes.

If you have something you need published, please shoot me a PM and I'll see to it that it runs this week. San, I know you had something in the queue already, but at the time I didn't know Shellie was off the grid until after that was supposed to have run.

I fondly recall how they used to get the money rolling at bgg in the good old days....

Kick out a high profile contributor and scream LET'S DONATE!

Jur wrote: I fondly recall how they used to get the money rolling at bgg in the good old days....

Kick out a high profile contributor and scream LET'S DONATE!

Well, Jur, it's been nice knowin' ya.


PUNT



Now LET'S DONATE~!

Ken B. wrote: We are sort of running ad hoc until Shellie gets back. I am vaguely in charge until then. I am not even remotely qualified to fill her shoes.

If you have something you need published, please shoot me a PM and I'll see to it that it runs this week. San, I know you had something in the queue already, but at the time I didn't know Shellie was off the grid until after that was supposed to have run.

Yeah, I PM'd her and found out that way, just before I saw it elsewhere. No biggie.

ROFL @ Ken saying he's piloting the ship and then spambots board the USS F:AT immediately after.

Ugh...I don't even know what to say. Relieved, that you are all safe.

Ahh gallows humor....the best kind.

Holy shit Shellie and Al, is that your place on fire??? Fucking grrrfuck!! i'm speechless. I hope you and spawn are okay. goddamnit.