When does QP Cloudy get out of NOOB jail?

QP Cloudy is routinely derided (by Barnes) as a fuckin' NOOB...

So my question is... has he got any chance at all of ever getting outta NOOB jail?

Also, was his avatar-change stunt a transparent and weak-assed attempt to quietly ditch NOOB status ??

Thx for clarifying

He'll get out of NOOB jail when he goddamn stops being a NOOB!




It's a staple now ... QP Cloudy is a NOOB just like Ken is always coming back.

If he advances past NOOB status, then he gains access to the secret part of the site. Right now, he probably doesn't even know it exists. Let's keep it that way.

When he wins a multiplayer game — in any title — on iOS.

QP Cloudy has not demonstrated, to my mind, his ability to transcend the kind of thumb-in-ass bumpkin mindset that typifies the internet NOOB. I've got a document on my desk that just needs my signature to elevate QP Cloudy to just NOOB status (that's better than fuckin' NOOB), but I've not seen empirical evidence that he is ready to make that transition. I need to see some changes in his behavior and attitude here that point toward a more worldly, experienced user or a $50 Coolstuffinc.com gift certificate in lieu of said changes to be able to make that decision.

...which can still be a rejection, correct? Glad to hear you've got this under control.

Michael Barnes wrote: QP Cloudy has not demonstrated, to my mind, his ability to transcend the kind of thumb-in-ass bumpkin mindset that typifies the internet NOOB. I've got a document on my desk that just needs my signature to elevate QP Cloudy to just NOOB status (that's better than fuckin' NOOB), but I've not seen empirical evidence that he is ready to make that transition. I need to see some changes in his behavior and attitude here that point toward a more worldly, experienced user or a $50 Coolstuffinc.com gift certificate in lieu of said changes to be able to make that decision.

LOL. Nice.

QP can get upgraded when Ken B stops coming back, Avery wears sleeves or Steve Weeks apologizes. It's that simple.

Ska_baron wrote: QP can get upgraded when Ken B stops coming back, Avery wears sleeves or Steve Weeks apologizes. It's that simple.

Ken's not back is he? We need some sort of scrolling banner at the top of the page indicating whether or not he's back; it's getting hard to track.

jeb wrote:

Ska_baron wrote: QP can get upgraded when Ken B stops coming back, Avery wears sleeves or Steve Weeks apologizes. It's that simple.

Ken's not back is he? We need some sort of scrolling banner at the top of the page indicating whether or not he's back; it's getting hard to track.

Not a scrolling banner, just a ticker that indicates the number of days since he hasn't been back.