Own up, ungrateful b*tches!!! Satan's been to town

Is that this year's first sighting of Satan stalwart, Kill Doctor Lucky?

I hope they celebrate Boxing Day or whatever-the-home over in North France, because DukeofChutney's box just went out, courtesy of my minions at USPS (that's why the service is as it is--just a taste of what awaits you!)

I would like to remind PrinceofSalsa that this is a Secret Satan at F:AT, and the fantastical amount of personally identifying information required to have something shipped overseas should not be construed as permission to share with all.

Hoofed,
Satan

Dear SebastianBludd,
My minions at the United States Postal Service unfortunately categorized the fire and brimstone I had prepared under the "Liquid, Perishable, Dangerous or Potentially Hazardous" category so I had to return them to my Prius unshipped. The rest of my gifts were accepted though. Again I can't fault the mighty fine, attentive and cheerful postal workers, they are doing their best.

Otherwise, everything is going swimmingly here in Hades, my new girlfriend and I just completed decorating on the tree. Did I mention that after years of asking Bea Arther finally agreed to a date? She surprised me with a knitted scarf as an early Christmas gift! Such happy times here in the underworld.

But anyway, you should receive what I have prepared for you soon.

Send the family my best regards,
Satan

PS - I've attached a photo that amused me while Bea and I were walking around.

Secret Satan wrote: I hope they celebrate Boxing Day or whatever-the-home over in North France, because DukeofChutney's box just went out, courtesy of my minions at USPS (that's why the service is as it is--just a taste of what awaits you!)

I would like to remind PrinceofSalsa that this is a Secret Satan at F:AT, and the fantastical amount of personally identifying information required to have something shipped overseas should not be construed as permission to share with all.

Hoofed,
Satan

The holy water and candles are prepared.

Can you feel it getting near, Jeb?
Cause I can

Listen, QVC Cloudywithachanceofmeatballs, when you open your package (which my minions assure me will be delivered on Tuesday), be sure to take it slow. You don't want to spurt too early.

There are three envelopes on top of the shitgifts. Open them in order, and figure out the puzzle. If not, your goodies might just explode in your face.

And one last thing...while the Number of the Beast may be six hundred and sixty-six, I have another number as well. It's 9505511083734354396614. Put that in your Babbage Engine later today and the USPS will tell you when to duck.

With the heavy thunk and the smell of brimstone, it arrived.
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21 pounds of pure evil.

It was a bottomless pit- stuff just kept coming out. Along with Satan's commentary to further torment me.
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But he wasn't done with me just yet- in fact he was just getting started.
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I think my favorite was this special Hell edition of Uno
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I had taken a beating. I was drained both mentally and physically, with the last of my strength I pulled out a beacon of light
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Satan has a soft spot after all.

Well played sir!

For those keeping score at home here is the full inventory.
Games:
Easy Money, Outwit, Panzer Leader, Cave Troll, Frenzy, Uno, Loot, Before I Kill You Mr Bond, Tic tac Toe and Star Trek Deckbuilder

Miscellaneous: Axe gift set, Horror: 365 Scary Stories, Ron Goulart's Hellquad, Glen Cook's Bleak Season, Kim Justice's Invisible Doujinshi Complete(cd), and 3 candy bars.

I think I made out very well.

Also upon opening Panzer Leader, he did in fact include the rules on a cd- further diminishing his rep as a tough guy!

HOTSEATGAMES! If you're reading this it's too late. Enjoy!

Jur, as retribution for your foul taste in music a special gift comes your way. Satan will educate you in the way of good games.