maxoftat wrote:

This is one of those ones where the winner is decided by disqualification of other contenders, rather than through merit of the winner. Lacey Chabert reeks of pedophilia, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is too scrawny to be attractive. Thus Neve Campbell by default of being the only passable one of the bunch.

Like hell I would have chosen Matthew Fox, everyone knows Scott Wolf is the REAL fox. The things I would do to--


I know kiki has a thing for Lacey but she doesn't do it for me at all. She's like the child version of Shannon Elisabeth.

I think the answer is Neve Campbell until she takes her top off (EWWWWWW), so I gotta give it to JLH all the way. She was the ONLY reason I'd watch that show.

Next up, which Gilmore Girl would you rather nail? MAN, that's a tough question.

Black Barney wrote:


1. How many different names of me can we use to confuse Uba? (maxoftat, Enrique, EJ, Kiki, Horse Johnson...)

2. And what's wrong with Shannon Elizabeth? It's with a "Z" you crazy francophile!

3. No giving out the answer. I need to see if Uba and I are kindred spirits!!!

Black Barney wrote:


I had to IMDB to see who you were talking about... I choose Frances Bay.

- EJ

you idiot, I was talking about Gilmore Girls. There's the mom and the daughter. They're both super hawt in different ways.

.yep, that seals it, JLH for sure.

We better move this thread hijack to Jeb's new thread before he has a convulsion

But I wasn't done pooping on the couch!

Man, there's so much wrong with this thread. I don't even know where to start when it comes to PMS's taste in women. I think I have figured it out though: The more average they are, the more he likes them.

That's the only possible explanation.

Oh, and this is Brandon (Jedi Genius from decktech). I like long walks on the beach, feeling the sand between my toes, and sex in the champagne room.

I may be slow to start commenting around here as I try to get my bearings on what I can easily ignore (i.e. all board game stuff) and where I can properly make fun of Patrick.

Santorum wrote:



It will take me forever to get used to the name change. You should get a smart-looking Jedi as your avatar to help me out. I'm older than I used to be.

Ken B. wrote:
There was no way I was keeping that name over here, I've considered changing my name on decktech a dozen times as it is. 13 year old me had a completely different idea of a decent username than 28 year old me.

What does a smart looking jedi even look like?