Secret Satan 2012 Pics! Post 'Em Here!

There was a small photo of Goofy

I'm laughing so hard I'm tearing up. I don't know why, that is hilarious to me.

Pete, you kind of have a death rock treasure in your lot...that Radio Werewolf CD is really fucking rare. I've seen it selling for over $100. The fun thing is that it is the single most actually Satanic thing given in this year's Secret Satan. They were on all of those late 1980s "Satanic Panic" shows that Geraldo and such used to do.

HOT DOE!

Secret Satan wrote: ATTENTION MOOOOOOOO FRAAAAANK


Satan sez: The human I've possessed was fairly concerned about La Citta. Please do check under the tray for the rules and report back about the piece count.

HA! Fooled you Satan! It probably is complete. Looking over my original, the box is trashed, and the board warped a bit because of the Curse of Swamp Castle. I'll be able to replace anything if it is missing from my original copy.

Secret Satan wrote: ATTENTION MOOOOOOOO FRAAAAANK

Now, that Stanrey thing without the trees? Yea, that was a straight-up horrible taunt on my part. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. However, this weak, sorry-ass human insists I point out that he has copies of the Stanrey and Kalnock Dougram games but only 1 (nearly complete) set of trees between the 2 (which did help on the price paid, ultimately).

Hmmm. I have wondered if you could get a decent tree using this: www.trimensional.com/
I think we have some green ABS.

Secret Satan wrote: ATTENTION MOOOOOOOO FRAAAAANKAnd now, SATAN makes a demand: "Since you didn't mention it, you're now REQUIRED to post an AAR of that gem of strategy combat gaming: SUMO ARENA!"

Ow. I did forget the copy of Sumo Arena, and managed to get rid of one having pawned it off to the guy I sold 1100 games to. But I played it way back in 2001.

It was published by Omni Gaming Products, one of a handful of Cheapass Era companies who sold cheap bagged games
with handcut cards on cardstock.

This is one of those. Kind of a variant of Robo Rally, and in the same vein as Warhamster Rally, Autoscooter, Duck, Duck Go, and the like. You have cards with movement on hexes and you shove people out of the ring. It is also VERY close to the game Sumo! which was published in 2000, but only in Europe.

It works, and has the obvious victory condition of shoving people out of the ring. The problem is that once it gets down to 2 or 3 players it becomes a bit of a tedious second guessing game. For my money, I would rather try printing out the old GW Pitfighter game and give it a whirl.

Seriously, go do that:
www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProdu...0002_Pit_Fighter.pdf

Got my package the other day. I thought the Taco Hell box inside the main box was a nice touch ...










Thanks Satan!

Rage!

Brew

What are those boxes of cards? Is that magic or something else?

And did you get all those PC games or just the boxes that they came in?

I think Brew is in a state of shock.

repoman wrote: Brew

What are those boxes of cards? Is that magic or something else?

They're Rage cards. From the White Wholf werewolf game. Never as popular as Vampire: TES

repoman wrote: Brew

What are those boxes of cards? Is that magic or something else?

And did you get all those PC games or just the boxes that they came in?

I haven't checked all the boxes yet but the Neverwinter Night box had the disk in it.

And I haven't checked all the cards but it looks like they are all Rage, although the one box had two Doomtrooper cards taped to it and the other one had Shadowfist written on the outside.

metalface13 wrote:

repoman wrote: Brew

What are those boxes of cards? Is that magic or something else?

They're Rage cards. From the White Wholf werewolf game. Never as popular as Vampire: TES

Did my secret Satan just out himself?

If you end up wanting Icewind Dale (1 or 2) to pair with Neverwinter Nights, I've got 2 copies of one, the other, or maybe even both.

I'd adventure with ya, bro! Just don't complain about line of sight with me! LOL

SuperflyTNT wrote: If you end up wanting Icewind Dale (1 or 2) to pair with Neverwinter Nights, I've got 2 copies of one, the other, or maybe even both.

I'd adventure with ya, bro! Just don't complain about line of sight with me! LOL

I'll keep that in mind Pete. Thanks for the offer.

Satan, knows no bounds and no mercy, this be a tale of woe...




Rather quarantine i thought i'd take the direct approach and shank the package with my knife in case any untoward vermin emerged from within.



Inside i discovered a note that read thus;

Hell there

You may want to skip to the bottom of the box. You'll find two games there are are actually good. Toss everything now.
If you decide to go ahead with the utter turd that's also in the box, have fun picking up the cubes. Its more fun than you'll have playing the pile of shit

Also Candy cause its christmas

Sincerely
Satan
Hell



Hell hath no fury lot cubes in the bottom of a box.



Alchemist is given the following description on BGG

It's a contest of cubes and numbers! Define a recipe of 1-5 cubes and you're awarded 2 cubes (according to the square where you define it) and you're awarded 1-10 VP (according to your choice of the numbers 1-10 that remain). Henceforth anyone who duplicates that recipe gets the same 2 cubes and the same VP while paying you 1 cube from your recipe -- but you can never duplicate your own recipe. Except for the 1 cube paid to the originator of the recipe, cubes used making recipes are out of the game, and the game ends when there are only two colors left in the general supply.

CUBE

CUBE

CUBE


CUBE CUBE CUBE !!!! AARRHHAHHGHGHHEHEHEARRRR


I was seduced by Satans lies !



I tried the 'candy'



A grievous error


I am genuinely thankful for the two Nappy 20 games. I had considered getting one of them a few months back but held off.

Alchemist however, I will burn it, and rid this world of some of Satans spawn.

Woohoo! Turkish Pepper! Satan smiles upon your...um...offering.

Brewmiester wrote:

metalface13 wrote:

repoman wrote: Brew

What are those boxes of cards? Is that magic or something else?

They're Rage cards. From the White Wholf werewolf game. Never as popular as Vampire: TES

Did my secret Satan just out himself?

Sorry, didn't participate this year as I had no idea where I'd be living by Christmas time.

Haha, guys, Secret Satan sent a HUGE, and I mean HUGE box to me. Look at this shot:

Note: For scale, my toddler son is 8 feet tall.

I figure it's a meta-box, a box of boxes, but I open it up and realize it's just one thing! Check it out!

Haha! How great is that! They used to make things like this! I am sure the Family will have Fun with one. I mean how could we--wait a sec. What's that guy doing... He's...







JERRY FUCKING LEWIS. This game has JERRY LEWIS ON IT. My kids immediately started saying "Glaaaaavin" and mugging uncontrollably. All I can think of is SLAPSTICK OF ANOTHER KIND and I weep.

...There is no end to this horror.


Hail Satan.