Porn Stars + D&D

What can I say. It's Pornstars and it's D&D.

I Hit it with my Axe

Is the link broken, or is my browser broken?

I think the site is getting slammed at the moment...Must be dealing with the nerdgasm across the globe.

Hmmm, not what I was hoping for

The guy's been blogging at dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com for a while.

Last time I read it the show was in the "something cool coming soon" stage, I guess it's out now.

The blog has some funny pornstar stuff, and some surprisingly good DnD articles.

3rd edition is the way to go.

MWChapel wrote:

I think the site is getting slammed at the moment...Must be dealing with the nerdgasm across the globe.

Wednesday is also when Zero Punctuation updates in that site. it's popular enough to cause that much of a traffic spike.

io9 has a Q&A with one of the stars

io9.com/5495199/on-reality-tv-series-i-h...e-porn-stars-play-dd

<<Sigh>> I want the smoking hot russian amazon redhead to come back to our RPG group. When she said in her thick russian accent "I want to meerdeer heem, Keel, keel, keel" I would pop a woody.

On the up side, I can actually pay attention to something other than her tripleD's

Steve"I need some alone time"Avery

Stephen Avery wrote:

<<Sigh>> I want the smoking hot russian amazon redhead to come back to our RPG group. When she said in her thick russian accent "I want to meerdeer heem, Keel, keel, keel" I would pop a woody.

On the up side, I can actually pay attention to something other than her tripleD's

Steve"I need some alone time"Avery

Lucky bastard.

I checked out the video, and thought that some of them looked like they were ridden hard and put away wet. No thanks.

I'd rather play games with ugly people who are entertaining. This group looks pretty boring. And what was that guy doing sitting on the bed in the back? Creepy.

That was almost as boring as watching them fuck.

Okay, I watched it. I've heard of Satine Phoenix, and I've seen some of Sasha Grey's body of work. If I hadn't, I would have said that this reminded me of women from the vampire larp that I played in years ago, only slightly younger and thinner. This group did seem kind of boring, but then again, role-playing often can be that boring, as players spend long periods of time discussing tedious things like how to divvy up the loot or how to explore the dungeon.

One time, I was hosting a group but somebody else was running the game that time. The group got into a really lame discussion of whether or not to cross a given bridge inside a city torn apart by civil war and widespread fires. After thirty minutes, I got incredibly bored and wandered off to clean my front walk-in closet. I felt bad about it, until 15 minutes later, another player volunteered to help me. For the next 45 minutes we really cleaned the heck out of that closet. It was great, I would hold something up and say "should I keep this", and he would quickly respond "no" or "that's cool, you should keep that." After 90 minutes of very petty debate, the party decided to cross the bridge. Nothing happened during or immediately after the crossing, and the adventure moved on.

That gamemaster and this guy Zak Sabbath had the same problem... they were too passive and just let the players ramble on and on without point. If I were running that session, archers or snipers from the opposition would have started sniping at the group until they took cover or ran across the damn bridge or something. Then again, if my players were female strippers and female porn stars who would rather hang out and talk a lot during the adventure, I guess I might let that slide.