Yo Mama So Fat...

You momma so fat, she ragequit BGG and then disappointed you by not starting a Friday Freakout on F:AT about it.

Edit: Nevermind, just missed the thread. I should have trusted you, Pete.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than Showtime At The Apollo

Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers up in her than an Ipod

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on the shower

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

Yo Mama's so nasty she became one of the four horseman: war, death, famine, and yo mama

And the winner....

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo mama's so nasty, she got everyone's hopes high when she said she was going to take a break from F:AT, but now she's still lingering around here.

Your wish is my command, dickhead.

Sigh....... some people suck at life.

Ah, Fridays ...

Yo mama's so apathetic... aw fuck it.

Yo mama so F:AT, she don't wait in no line, she metagames her way to the front.

stormseeker75 wrote: Sigh....... some people suck at life.

Yo mama's so fat, the thickness of her skin is reciprocal to the thinness of Pete's skin.

Yo mama's so fat, because unlike certain people she takes in more than she dishes out.

First sentence was great - second sentence is a stretch but I checked with the judges and they'll allow it.

Because yo mama is so fat that the scales of justice cower in fear.