The Ultimate AT Film

Not Rocky, not Conan, not Matrix, not Terminator, not Dune, not Star Wars, not Wizard of Oz, not Gremlins....

It is:

Run Ronnie Run

I don't know, man...every time I think AT, I think of Arnie's run of films in the 80s and 90s, particularly Commando but also Running Man and Total Recall.

Sorry, you are all terribly off base. It's TARKAN VERSUS THE VIKINGS.



What could be more Ameritrash than:

- Barbarians

- Female Vikings in pink fur

- A giant octopus that fights a dog named Karl

- A mysterious Pan-asian snake lady that bursts into flame for no apparent reason

- The axe murder of a baby, followed up by the skewering of both mother and child

- The greatest moustache in the history of cinema


Wrap it all up with bootleg snippets of the scores to ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST and FISTFUL OF DOLLARS and you have, my friends, the ULTIMATE AT MOVIE BAR NONE.

Michael Barnes wrote:

Sorry, you are all terribly off base. It's TARKAN VERSUS THE VIKINGS.

What could be more Ameritrash than:

- Barbarians
- Female Vikings in pink fur
.....etc

...and made in Turkey? C'mon. Looks good though.

Has someone got a torrent of that puppy?

And who gives a shit where it's made. You fail your AT class Pronob.

Michael Barnes wrote:

- The greatest moustache in the history of cinema.

Not while Sam Elliot still lives. I believe he has four or five mustaches. To wit:


Also, let's not forget Wilford Brimley:

Michael Barnes wrote:

Sorry, you are all terribly off base. It's TARKAN VERSUS THE VIKINGS.

Sweet Christmas. I just put it in my Netflix queue. That looks a w e s o m e.

Nice suggestion by Octavian, btw. I think ol' Jack Burton would probably kick Tarkan's ass, though.

benny lava wrote:

...Jack Burton...

Who?

What about The Warriors? I just saw it for the second time and still love it...

The Warriors would be in my top 10.

What about Ator? It's got barbarians, the princess, and....



NUKES!!!

mikoyan wrote:

What about Ator? It's got barbarians, the princess, and....



NUKES!!!

Did you watch the real deal, or the MST3K version?

"How much O'Keefe is in this movie?"

"MILES O'Keefe!"

benny lava wrote:

mikoyan wrote:

What about Ator? It's got barbarians, the princess, and....



NUKES!!!

Did you watch the real deal, or the MST3K version?

"How much O'Keefe is in this movie?"

"MILES O'Keefe!"

Sadly, I knew about that movie before MST3K got a hold of it. When I watched the MST version, I wasthinking to myself that I'd seen this movie before....