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top 10 pick up lines for Eurogame Babes
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But even my offer to file off all the dots on my dice to turn them into generic cubes didn't get Valeie Putman to game with me. I've got Gulf games coming up and I'm rusty- out of practice. I've got to get my mac on. I need help and I need to find...the top 10 Eurobabe pick up lines.
10. "I know what you're thinking- is that a meeple in my pocket or are you happy to see me. Well, its a meeple."
9. "If you sleep with me I promise you the most balanced, concise and efficient time of you life"
8. "Hey babe- nice cubes."
7. "So whats your sign? I'm a = "
6. "Oh Baby. I got what you need...A short meaningles dry game."
5. "So if I said you had a beautiful body would you consider some indirect player interaction?"
4. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put I next to J"
3. "I'm Hanno. I like sheep but you're not baaaad."
2. "I'd like to do some worker placement in your area control resource management" SusanR is going to so fall for this line...
1. "I am the Caylus Grand Champion. I have already deduced the correct pick up line, your response, our triste, and the awkward goodbye. Check and mate- I will always remeber our time with fondness."
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Who is the host of Gulf Games???
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10. "Hey baby, I just got my own place. It smells a bit like a mixture of ass and cat food, but it does have a bed.""
9. "Want to Tap my Spitting Slug?"
8. "I've got yer Rod of Ruin rightchere."
7. "This never happens to me, I swear."
6. "I'll bet you get midgets telling you your hair smells nice all the time."
5. "Hubba hubba ladies, the Avery-man's curtains match the drapes, IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!"
4. "I like board games with German names and cute little dragons in them."
3. "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
2. "You...uh...you can hardly see dem nipples."
AND THE NUMBER 1 STEVE AVERY PICK UP LINE:
1. "Step right up ladies...I LUV T3H C0CK!!"
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"Hi. I'm underage."
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The most fool-proof way to seduce a Euro Gamer?
"Hi. I'm underage."
Ha-Funny!
Is Gulf Games an open convention? Can I attend?
Its an invitational. Frank Branham snuck me in to seed chaos and confusion. I can always ask. Then I wouldn't be the only caged monkey there.
1. "Step right up ladies...I LUV T3H C0CK!!"
Ken- stop calling. I am not going to date you.
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for my angel in black.
Yeah, I'll search the world over
for a Eurotrash Girl."
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Sometimes, genius pokes its nose out from amongst the rabble - fucking brilliant.3. "I'm Hanno. I like sheep but you're not baaaad."
2. "I'd like to do some worker placement in your area control resource management"
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However, I'm changing #1 "I am the Caylus Grand Champion. Do you want to pet my Provost." This has always worked for me with the Euro babes.
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2. "I'd like to do some worker placement in your area control resource management" SusanR is going to so fall for this line...
*swoon*
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