top 10 pick up lines for Eurogame Babes

Kingputs offer to rent his room for Eurobabe hookups got me thinking...

But even my offer to file off all the dots on my dice to turn them into generic cubes didn't get Valeie Putman to game with me. I've got Gulf games coming up and I'm rusty- out of practice. I've got to get my mac on. I need help and I need to find...the top 10 Eurobabe pick up lines.

10. "I know what you're thinking- is that a meeple in my pocket or are you happy to see me. Well, its a meeple."

9. "If you sleep with me I promise you the most balanced, concise and efficient time of you life"

8. "Hey babe- nice cubes."

7. "So whats your sign? I'm a = "

6. "Oh Baby. I got what you need...A short meaningles dry game."

5. "So if I said you had a beautiful body would you consider some indirect player interaction?"

4. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put I next to J"

3. "I'm Hanno. I like sheep but you're not baaaad."

2. "I'd like to do some worker placement in your area control resource management" SusanR is going to so fall for this line...

1. "I am the Caylus Grand Champion. I have already deduced the correct pick up line, your response, our triste, and the awkward goodbye. Check and mate- I will always remeber our time with fondness."

Steve"Read4GulfGames"Avery

HA!!!!!! Great stuff!!!

Who is the host of Gulf Games???

Greg Shloessenger. He says "If I ever get my hand on that Steve Weeks, I'll tear him limb from limb." I was kind of scared just watching him say it.

Steve"Srare_Shitless"Avery

As a tangent, here are Steve Avery's top ten pickup lines:



10. "Hey baby, I just got my own place. It smells a bit like a mixture of ass and cat food, but it does have a bed.""

9. "Want to Tap my Spitting Slug?"

8. "I've got yer Rod of Ruin rightchere."

7. "This never happens to me, I swear."

6. "I'll bet you get midgets telling you your hair smells nice all the time."

5. "Hubba hubba ladies, the Avery-man's curtains match the drapes, IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!"

4. "I like board games with German names and cute little dragons in them."

3. "I put on my robe and wizard hat."

2. "You...uh...you can hardly see dem nipples."


AND THE NUMBER 1 STEVE AVERY PICK UP LINE:



1. "Step right up ladies...I LUV T3H C0CK!!"

The most fool-proof way to seduce a Euro Gamer?

"Hi. I'm underage."

11: "I'll introduce you to Alan Moon if you let me ride your caboose."

"Do you want to fetch the white cubes out of my EL GRANDE!?"

Is Gulf Games an open convention? Can I attend?

Ha-Funny!

Is Gulf Games an open convention? Can I attend?

Its an invitational. Frank Branham snuck me in to seed chaos and confusion. I can always ask. Then I wouldn't be the only caged monkey there.

1. "Step right up ladies...I LUV T3H C0CK!!"

Ken- stop calling. I am not going to date you.


Steve

"Yeah, I'll search the world over
for my angel in black.
Yeah, I'll search the world over
for a Eurotrash Girl."

Stephen Avery wrote:

3. "I'm Hanno. I like sheep but you're not baaaad."

2. "I'd like to do some worker placement in your area control resource management"

Steve"Read4GulfGames"Avery

Sometimes, genius pokes its nose out from amongst the rabble - fucking brilliant.

This list beautiful. I'm going to print this up on a Dominion card and protect it with a special extra strength magnum card sleeve.

However, I'm changing #1 "I am the Caylus Grand Champion. Do you want to pet my Provost." This has always worked for me with the Euro babes.

MANIPULATE MY AMBIGUITY, BABY!

Stephen Avery wrote:

2. "I'd like to do some worker placement in your area control resource management" SusanR is going to so fall for this line...

*swoon*

Oh yeah baby.

Steve" ;D "Avery