So? Which one of you bastards wants to slap me?

Well, Averyfest'11 is right around the corner and we haven't got an official slapper yet so...

Anybody who will be:

1)Attending Averyfest.
and
2)willing to slap another human being they have probably never met.

Please post on this thread.

I spoke with Mads B. and he agrees with my method of awarding the slap, to wit: depending on the number of contestants, a light, fun, AT staple will be played for right of slappage.

Get me drunk enough and I'll not mind feeling like a dick, so I'm in.

Is it just me or is this slapping thing getting a bit creepy. I'm just sitting here thinking that Loter is going to slap the shit out of him, with Billy screaming "Oh Yeah!" and then masturbating in Avery's game room, reliving the moment....

ROFL

That is a tough postiion to be in. As the slappee you just have to wince and take it.

As the slapper you have to hit hard enough to not look like a wuss but not so hard that you maim a freind. Either way, it is totally getting taped.

Steve"jackass"Avery

SuperflyTNT wrote: Is it just me or is this slapping thing getting a bit creepy. I'm just sitting here thinking that Loter is going to slap the shit out of him, with Billy screaming "Oh Yeah!" and then masturbating in Avery's game room, reliving the moment....

ROFL

Sleep with one eye open *check*

You guys must be the nicest group of people I've ever met-- my friends would be lining up to slap me. For real.

The bottom line is that I sold a slap and a slap shall be delivered-- by hook or by crook.

Sounds like to me, you should make it your mission during the weekend to be such an ass that someone actually wants to slap you. Might be able to sell a couple additional slaps that way.

billyz wrote: " Well, Averyfest'11 is right around the corner and we haven't got an official slapper yet so..."
Three thoughts:-
A) Does this mean someone will get "Official Slapper" under their avatar?
You're aware that Matt will slap a different cheek than the one you have in mind...
C) The Gaming Gluttony article had a couple of useful links in the comments that might help you decide whether Vietnamese is the way to go.

Notahandle wrote: billyz wrote: " Well, Averyfest'11 is right around the corner and we haven't got an official slapper yet so..."
Three thoughts:-
A) Does this mean someone will get "Official Slapper" under their avatar?
You're aware that Matt will slap a different cheek than the one you have in mind...
C) The Gaming Gluttony article had a couple of useful links in the comments that might help you decide whether Vietnamese is the way to go.

A) Okay, that's just fucking brilliant! "Official Slapper" T-Shirt it is then!
On the plus side, that would hurt a whole lot less.
C) Hey look, if mads b. didn't live all the way in fucking Denmark, and/or would actually be attending Averyfest'11,
this would be a non issue. Besides, the wife might not be to keen on hookers- she's weird like that.

Me living in "fucking Denmark" is one of the main reasons why I'll not be at Averyfest. And yes, I should have considered that prior to bidding on the slap to Billyz' face, but just the idea of buying a slap on the internet got me a little carried away.

That being said I will be extremely dissapointed if none of you guys step up and do the actual slapping. This is supposed to be Fortress: AT for chrissakes! Not Fortress: I'm a wuss and won't slap someone I don't now without having a reason.

mads b. wrote: Me living in "fucking Denmark" is one of the main reasons why I'll not be at Averyfest. And yes, I should have considered that prior to bidding on the slap to Billyz' face, but just the idea of buying a slap on the internet got me a little carried away.

That being said I will be extremely dissapointed if none of you guys step up and do the actual slapping. This is supposed to be Fortress: AT for chrissakes! Not Fortress: I'm a wuss and won't slap someone I don't now without having a reason.

PREACH!!!

billyz wrote: Besides, the wife might not be to keen on hookers- she's weird like that.

It's not prostitution if there's no sex. You can pay hookers to play games with you, slap you, paint your mini's... it's probably better then the alternative for them anyway so your doing them a favour. Your wife should be proud.

I would totally be game for a slap, even if you asking for one does make you sound like a bit of a flagellant.

I just can't believe no one else is stepping up, I'm too far away.