Conan the Destroyer... of wallets! - Buy my games!

Just as we thought our puppy troubles were over (we finally found a good home for Amy Doghouse!), Conan the Barkbarian had to go and get sick. Looks like he'll pull through, but he's still being held for observation and IV fluids and we're already well over a grand deep in vet bills with more to come. I'd been thinking for a while now that I might wanna start culling the collection down to what actually gets played and this seems the perfect time. I'd happily trade all my games away if I needed to if it was the difference in saving my little buddy.

Most of these prices are based on what things are going for on BGG/Ebay. I'm not Blowout Barnes but my bargains are still poppin off! If you want to pay less, make an offer, especially if you want a few things or I actually like you. Shipping is whatever you want cause you're playing for it, so figure that in too.


Republic of Rome - $40 – Open, unpunched though. Not gonna see any table time realistically.
Ascension: Chronicle of the Godslayer $25 – Don't own an iPad? See what all the fuss is about!
Antike - $50 – OOP and in shrink! Why do I keep getting games and not playing them?!?!
Ivanhoe - $15 - shrink
Catan Card game +exp - $15 – Weirdo combo of 3rd and 4th ed.
Bump in the Night - $20 – shrink, just as it was when I got it from Uba in a Math Trade 2 years ago...
Terra Nova - $15 – Actually fun little spacial control euro, just never gets played here
Grimoire - $20 – Spells and wizards, airbrush this game on the side of a van!

Mermaid Rain $20 – Shrink, I got really drunk and Ben convinced me this was great at WBC, so get drunk and buy it from me now!
Dungeon Twister + ¾ exp - $50 – OOP, hard to find, use the bits for something else!
Tomb - $50 – OOP and a steal at these rock bottom FAT Friend prices! Ebay is going nuts with this one!
Settlers of Canaan $20 – Now you can fuck over Jeremiah at “family night” with your asshole trading skills!
Die Siedler von Catan: Historische Szenarien $25 – Pretty fun Settler's variant, comes with English instructions and all that.
Die Siedler von Catan: Das Buch zum Spielen $50 – Rare as fuck in the US! Get into it!
Ca$h 'n Guns - $25 – I'd like your cash better!
Travel Blog - $15 – Super hot Vlaada Chvátil design!
Dungeon Lords $35 – Agricola for cool kids!

space junkyard - $20 – New in shrink! WILL NOT SCRATCH YOUR TABLE!
History of the World – weird combo edition - $50 – Got this from a weird dude, it's got chits from the original (so no plastic dudes), but everything else is the latest edition.
Monster Mayhem $15 – New in Shrink! I dunno shit about it! Monsters!
Bargain Hunter $10 – If you're shopping here, you know this one is for you! OOP Ewe Rosenberg!
Rattus & Essen Promos - $30 – It's positively BUBONIC! People are DYING to play it!
Witch's Brew $40 – OOP, nerds are watching like hawks for a copy on the bay! I don't remember much other than that I liked it and it's got a lot of lying and bluffing. But I haven't played it in far too long so out you go!
Caylus Magna Carta - $20 – I SWEAR, IT WAS MY WIFE'S!

Gheos - $20 – Ummm, I dunno, I got nothing.
age of mythology - $25 – A modern classic of minotaur box covers!
1960: The Making of the President - $30 – Great crossover for those of you that want a lighter card driven wargame. Lots of cool history in here too. I just played it a bunch and am done with it.
Funny Friends - $30 – For those times when you can't spend time with me, your funniest friend!
washington's war - $35 – New in shrink. Buy it or you support death panels and African presidents!
Duel Of Ages Sets 1 & 2 and Masters Addendum - $40 – Lots of stuff in a few boxes. Don't you want to be a MASTER!


Here's a bunch of stuff that I'm pretty sure I'd get a lot more for on Ebay after I looked at what these things were selling for, but feel free to make an offer on:

Air Traffic Control Tower NIS
Baseball Strategy 1977 AH
Basketball Strategy AH 1974 – mostly unpunched
Catch Phrase (1994)
Electronic Catch Phrase NIB
Carcassone
Carcassone
Carcassone: Hunters & Gatherers
Regatta AH 1979 – no rules
camelot legends $20+
wise & otherwise $25
Parthenon - $30+
Beowulf The Legend
sunken city
risk 2210
road kill rally
outburst

Edit: removed some stuff that sold already. Thanks!

Founding Fathers with the cheesy-ass $8 mailing option please.

I'll put in a plug for Gheos for those who don't know it. Better than it looks, and you can really ruin someone's day if you set your mind to it.

S.

I hate this store, I think the guy that runs it is a Nationalist. Plus he's selling a copy of Monster Mayhem rather than burning it in a fire, which should tell you all you need to know about this crook.

At least he admitted the superiority of Barnes-Mart.

Michael Barnes wrote: I hate this store, I think the guy that runs it is a Nationalist. Plus he's selling a copy of Monster Mayhem rather than burning it in a fire, which should tell you all you need to know about this crook.

At least he admitted the superiority of Barnes-Mart.

Oh wow, then forget it. I'll pay full retail to a reputable seller.

S.

For every game I don't sell, I'm going to set a bald eagle on fire. If you don't hate America, you cannot in good conscience allow these games to remain unsold! Be a patriot! Follow the lead of Sag the plumber, a TRUE American hero!

I'll save a bald eagle and take blood feud in new york.

Also - I can't believe you are getting rid of Wise and Otherwise. Best family party game. Ever.

Sorry to hear about the pooch. Reminds me that it's time to take our pets in next month. I think the cat needs another shot still now that I think about it... there goes my ability to pick up a game, as a Canadian, I give you permission to bonk a goose instead, that is if he/she doesn’t bonk you first.

I believe the dog health story to be untrue. I hired a PI that returned this photograph of Conan the Barkbarian, dated today.

Hey - it's Conan the Barkbarian

That just makes it even more suspicious.

Eagles are obnoxious scavenger birds that sit around all day and lord their size over their neighbors. In spite of that I'll take Founding Fathers regardless of what Barnes thinks. He's stooped to puns; his street cred is gone.

S.

Can't deny that sitting up to 3 feet tall, with a 7 foot wingspan, and weighing up to 15 lbs or so isn't impressive.

Two copies of Carcassonne??

If this were BGG you all would have just donated me like 20k to cover my vet bills, instead I get slandered against my adorable pup!

Barnes isn't that far off from the overall Conan vibe though...