Arnie on Total Recall

I found this really funny for some reason. He's such a robot.

Who needs the fucking remake? The film is genius as is.

"There is now oxygen on Mars and no more dictatorship and all that."

If only that would work everywhere.

Arnie's commentary is legendary for it's shittiness and unintentional hilarity.

So a big hollywood producer decides he's going to make an action movie about European Orchestral history. Casting begins and in true action movie form he lets the big stars choose who to be.

First Chuck Norris says he wants to be Mozart, he can empathize with the studious approach, the natural virtuosity, and loves the way he contributed to the understanding of form. Chuck feels he did this for Karate in his early days.

Then Sylvester Stallone says he like the power and emotion in Beethoven's music, he thinks he could give a convincing performance of the composer in his full on over emotional intensity a la the end scene in First Blood.

Then Arnold says: "I'll be Bach"

LOL this is great!

"ow, that hurt"

"as an old lady..." (passport is opened up revealing picture of actress unfortunately chosen for this role), "...as a fat old lady"

LOL

omg, was this really the commentary? It's so good

I think it's his real commentary. So good.

Get your hands on the real commentary. It's far funnier when you can hear Verhoeven as well. You can tell they were both drinking.

But the Millus & Arnie Conan the Barbarian commentary is still the best.

NBC really should get Arnold to do play-by-play for their NFL broadcasts.

I had never heard that before... that's pretty funny. I always ignore commentary.