If you're near a TV right now (1:30 am EST), go put it TCM...they're about to show freaking Hausu, the BALLS OUT crazy Japanese haunted house picture I raved about a couple of months ago. The only other way to see it is the Criterion DVD. Bonus- they're showing The Haunting after it, possibly the best horror movie ever made.
Well, give me an A for effort and an F for results. I tuned into Hausu about 30 minutes in. Watched some girl get molested by hair in a bath tub and some other girl do some karate on what appeared to be balls of fire mixed with laundry and some split logs that attacked her. Then I said to myself "Self, that is some severely fucked up acid trip shit," and then tuned on Family Guy on Adult Swim thinking if my insomnia continued I would tune back to TCM to watch The Haunting movie...then because Family Guy sucks, I tuned on the Military Channel and fell asleep.
I know I let you down Sensai Barnes. But I will try harder in the future.