F:AT Movie Scorecard

{10  pts} - Wrestler featured in cast. 
            BONUSES: {+05} for starring. 
                     {+05} for leading.
            PENALTIES: {-05} for depicting crying wrestlers. 

{10  pts} - Set in post-apocalyptic Earth.
            BONUSES: {+10} for zombie apocalypse. 
                     {+05} for nuclear apocolypse. 
                     {+05} for depicting the apocalypse.

{10  pts} - Fight scene lasting more than 4 consecutive minutes. 
            BONUSES: {+05} for kung-fu. 
                     {+05} for crotch injuries featured prominently.
                     {+05} for woman or women doing the fighting.
                     {+05} for swords or axes featured prominently.

{10  pts} - Monsters!
            BONUSES: {+10} for monsters bigger than an elephant. 
                     {+05} for aliens. 
                     {+05} for science gone horribly wrong.
                     {+05} for supernatural.
                     {+05} for Nazis in combination with the above.
                     {+10} for depicting human-to-monster transformation.
            PENALTIES: {-05} for animation. 
                       {-05} for depicting monsters getting hugged.

{10  pts} - Space battles!
            BONUSES: {+10} for ships larger than a metropolitan area. 
                     {+05} for aliens winning. 
                     {+05} for embarrassingly bad physics.
                     {+05} for P.O.V. missle/laser scene.
            PENALTIES: {-05} for animation. 
                       {-05} for remarkably accurate physics.

{10  pts} - Gorillas, Chimps, or Orangs (Baboons OK, Capuchins Not)
            BONUSES: {+10} for apes bigger than an elephant.
                     {+10} for talking.
                     {+10} for driving (+20 for a manual transmission).

{10  pts} - Reagan-era "punks."
            BONUSES: {+05} for mohawks (+05 for blue or pink mohawks)
            BONUSES: {+05} for wielding chains as a weapon.

{10  pts} - Chase scene lasting more than 6 consecutive minutes
            BONUSES: {+10} for featuring 18+ wheeler prominently
            BONUSES: {+10} for vehicle going off cliff (+10 on fire)
            BONUSES: {+05} for mixed media chase: e.g. car vs. skiier

{10  pts EACH} - Depicting the protagonist carefully selecting and/or
                 building weaponry prior to use.
               - Depicting a character nonchalantly not reacting to 
                 explosions behind.
               - Depicting simultaneous use of edged and projectile
                 weapons by same character

{01  pts EACH} - Woman with more exposed breasts than spoken lines
{01  pts EACH} - Classic one-liner referenced from memory in post

{05  pts EACH} - Ricardo Montalban, William Shatner, Bruce Campbell,
                 Dick Miller, Kurt Russell, Pam Grier, Jackie Chan, 
                 Samuel L. Jackson, Danny Trejo, Lee Marvin, Lee Van 
                 Cleef, Yul Brenner (NON-SINGING), Bruce Lee, Angie
                 Dickinson, Charlton Heston (NON-BEARDED), Sam Elliot's
                 moustache, Ben Gazzara, James Caan, Steve McQueen,
                 "John Carpenter's"

{-05 pts EACH} - Billy Crystal, Warwick Davis, SEX & THE CITY cast 
                 members

{-50 pts EACH} - Depicting montage sequence with women dancing around 
                 a table.
               - Depicting a character writing a letter as it is read
                 in voiceover.
               - Written and/or produced by Oprah and/or Nora Ephron