The Internet's Witty Humor

I don’t know what is it about comments sections on the internet that make people behave like assclowns, myself included. This is why I love places like F:AT. There are so many witty people here it’s not even funny (we it is actually). Reading comments in some websites is in many cases more entertaining than reading the articles themselves. Anyway I came across this yesterday and thought some of you might enjoy it. Please read the first comment of this article .

I had read that article before the comment was there. Good catch!

- EJ

gah! I can't read any of the comments! Post it here!

But yeah, comments on the internets is retardid. I get my news from CNN and some of the comments on there make me ashamed to be the same species as those people. I sometimes look at what my wife's F-book friends are saying and it's just as bad. ugh

Wait a sec... I'm a friend on your wife's Facebook!!!

- EJ

Sexxxy Skydivers Broke No Rules, Says FAA

Remember our pals Alex Torres the porn actor and his receptionist friend Hope Powell, who did sex during a skydiving trip, posted a video of their shenanigans on the Internet, and caught the attention of the Federal Aviation Administration? The FAA has concluded its investigation of their adventurous mating habits and decided that, because the copulating couple didn't distract their pilot, they broke no federal rules. So if you saw Torres' video and thought that skydiving sex seemed worthy of exploration, go ahead and try it out, I guess. Just leave the pilot out of it. Oh, and you can leave your video camera at home. Seriously, we won't mind at all if you keep your sexxxploits to yourself.

First Commenter Wrote:

Alternative title: FAA Doesn't Give a Flying Fuck

I'm not sure we're on the same internets.

tscook wrote: I'm not sure we're on the same internets.

We aren’t. I frequent the cool kids’ internet only.

El Cuajinais wrote:

tscook wrote: I'm not sure we're on the same internets.

We aren’t. I frequent the cool kids’ internet only.

Fuck, I need to upgrade to a gold level account soon anyway.