Excellent!

I may be home early, but I'm drunk as fuckkkkkkkk!

Love you dudes (and the occasional broad)

Niow, to destroy some hummus!

I've run out of both crackers and crarrots! What else can I dip in this delicous hummus!!!!! I need something that scales well from a little hummus to a wlot of hummus. Also VERY important that I can use it to trick my wife into trying this shumms. I NEED A HUMMUS PARTNER!

WHOLEM PICKELS!

Pickled hummus and a pickled Loter, huh?

MattLoter wrote: What else can I dip in this delicous hummus!!!!! I need something that scales well from a little hummus to a wlot of hummus. Also VERY important that I can use it to trick my wife into trying this shumms.

This looks promising. But then...

MattLoter wrote: WHOLEM PICKELS!

I can't believe you missed it. So disappointing.

Oh man, that's one meeeaaan hangover poop you've set up for yourself.

Bring on the hummus tacos....

Hummus on a dong?...Thanks for ruining greek food for me forever.

Chapel wrote: Hummus on a dong?...Thanks for ruining greek food for me forever.

Well, fortunately, it didn't ruin Arabic or Israeli food for you.

Chapel wrote: Hummus on a dong?...Thanks for ruining greek food for me forever.

C'mon, that's the oldest trick in the book. And you shouldn't let a little hummus ruin Greek food for you either. It's actually quite delicious.

Bullwinkle wrote:

MattLoter wrote: What else can I dip in this delicous hummus!!!!! I need something that scales well from a little hummus to a wlot of hummus. Also VERY important that I can use it to trick my wife into trying this shumms.

This looks promising. But then...

MattLoter wrote: WHOLEM PICKELS!

I can't believe you missed it. So disappointing.

Well..."wholem pickels [sic]" COULD be a euphemism

Ok, right, it's Loter. Even sober he doesn't euphemize...

So uhhh, huh, hey dudes... hell of a night last night eh? I'm not even really sure how I ended up on the internet. I remember wandering home at some point and then it being the next day.

I did invent a new drink; Captain Carlo - Carlo Rossi red wine and Captain Morgan Black spiced rum. Seems to get you pretty fucking drunk!

Also, I discovered this morning that I ate a WHOLE FUCKING TUB of hummus. One of the big "party size" ones. After I ate all the crackers, baby carrots and pickles in the house I resorted to using my finger.

Woke up feeling great though!

MattLoter wrote: So uhhh, huh, hey dudes... hell of a night last night eh? I'm not even really sure how I ended up on the internet. I remember wandering home at some point and then it being the next day.

And that's why this thread deserves to be tacked to the top of the forums like the "What ____ are you _____?" threads. Maybe we could change the title to "What ILL-ADVISED/BLACKOUT MOMENTS Are You Having?"

MattLoter wrote: I did invent a new drink; Captain Carlo - Carlo Rossi red wine and Captain Morgan Black spiced rum. Seems to get you pretty fucking drunk!

To each his own, but...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww...that strikes me as only a half-step up from drinking someone's Redman spit cup.

I did invent a new drink; Captain Carlo - Carlo Rossi red wine and Captain Morgan Black spiced rum. Seems to get you pretty fucking drunk!

This... whole drinking thing... please tell me you're fairly new to it.

Matt needs to make Captain Carlo appear at the WBC.