Help a fellow American down on his luck charity drive

What is worse than having to drive around Atlanta in summertime in a Ford Tempo? Having to do so without music. Without music a man is forced to listen to that incessant rap from the motor. Without music a man can no longer drown out the scraping noise from the rotted half of the exhaust that is currently dragging on the ground. Without music, a man looks just plain silly with his seat cranked all the way back as he bobs his head to non existent melodies.



As the self proclaimed "Prince of Ameritrash" does not dignity require that this man, one Michael Barnes by name, regain the ability to blast his "Very Best of Vanilla Ice" record as he drives down the road. The bass line distorted, but in a good way, as it issues forth from his blown sub woofer?

I say "Yes! Dignity demands it!" In that spirit I would like to begin a charity drive to gather the financial power to buy Michael Barnes a cassette adapter. I checked online today and while the goal may be lofty, I think we, as the caring community we are, can all pull together and get the $9 or so it would take to make this dream come true.

Come and join me my fellow F:ATies in my "Crusade for Dignity"!

I bought a cassette adaptor for an ipod at RadioShack a few months back and the girl at the counter was all like "Damn son, your car still got a tape deck?" while laughing incredulously. It took a lot of self control for me to not retort with something along the lines of "Bitch, your broke ass works at RadioShack for like 7 dollars an hour, at least I've got a car" Instead I just bought my adaptor and vowed never again to step foot in there unless I really needed some shit from RadioShack. Been back twice since.

FYI: My wife's Cadillac has a CD and a cassette deck. My old Chevy Blazer (01) LE had one too.

A lot of the premium cars back between 2001 and 2004 had both, before the digital panels and all that bullshit.

So fuck that RadioSlut. Hard to laugh at brother J with a mouthful of teh cahk. LMAO

A cattle grate on a Ford Tempo?

Do you mean dignity for Barnes? Because the only dignity you can confer on that car is serving it a coup de grâce.

I haven't the words...

How much for the car? How much? I pay good price, yes?

jay718 wrote: I bought a cassette adaptor for an ipod at RadioShack a few months back and the girl at the counter was all like "Damn son, your car still got a tape deck?" while laughing incredulously.

I swapped out my CD player with a CD/cassette player that my dad had specifically for this purpose. The adapters work way better than those bullshit FM tuners.

*flips Barnes a quarter*
"Hit the road!"

You think he's got it bad? Try picking up chicks in THIS