calling FALLEN

Fallen, I need to offload Mrs. Claus's used panties before she realizes they're missing. But I want to verify your address. Check your F:AT inbox and reply.

Sorry, been busy prepp'n for the new addition, which had decided to come early....that being said, the poor sod I was assigned will have a little extra added to the packing peanuts.

Fallen wrote: Sorry, been busy prepp'n for the new addition, which had decided to come early....that being said, the poor sod I was assigned will have a little extra added to the packing peanuts.

I'm thinking placenta! Who else is thinking placenta?

Jamie's from Canada, not Mexico.

jeb wrote:

Fallen wrote: Sorry, been busy prepp'n for the new addition, which had decided to come early....that being said, the poor sod I was assigned will have a little extra added to the packing peanuts.

I'm thinking placenta! Who else is thinking placenta?

Dem stem cells.

jeb wrote:

Fallen wrote: Sorry, been busy prepp'n for the new addition, which had decided to come early....that being said, the poor sod I was assigned will have a little extra added to the packing peanuts.

I'm thinking placenta! Who else is thinking placenta?

On that topic, the delivery Doc asked the wife if she wanted it? so I quipped: "Bet it would taste nice cooked up with a splash of sherry" then looked at the damn thing and almost lost it. It's one of those things you can't unsee.

Dude! Congratulations! Satan DID get you a present this year! Holy shit!

Good luck, mate. You'll need it.

Fallen wrote:

jeb wrote:

Fallen wrote: Sorry, been busy prepp'n for the new addition, which had decided to come early....that being said, the poor sod I was assigned will have a little extra added to the packing peanuts.

I'm thinking placenta! Who else is thinking placenta?

On that topic, the delivery Doc asked the wife if she wanted it? so I quipped: "Bet it would taste nice cooked up with a splash of sherry" then looked at the damn thing and almost lost it. It's one of those things you can't unsee.

Yep. It's definitely an inside part. I think every obstetrician delivering for first time parents should take the opportunity for hilarious pranks:

"What a beautiful baby, you did great! Ok, we'll get you all clea--oh wait... what's this? A TWIN? Hold on, let me just help this one o--[holds placenta aloft]--OH GOD OH NO WHAT IS IT NOOOOOOO!"

Haha!

Thanks Supa. So far he's pretty awesome, but if he's anything like me, that only lasts till the evil ferments and spills over at 14.

I think an obstetrician like that would be a resident of these fine forums.

Fallen, that's awesome news! Congratulations!

Fallen wrote: Thanks Supa. So far he's pretty awesome, but if he's anything like me, that only lasts till the evil ferments and spills over at 14.

I think an obstetrician like that would be a resident of these fine forums.

It's a boy! Awesome!

Now instead of worrying about 3,417,131,832 penises, you only need to worry about one!

Hatchling wrote: Fallen, that's awesome news! Congratulations!

Thanks Hatch, I've been smiling ear to ear since Noella was born, now that Ellis has come to join her I think my face is in danger of sticking like this permanently..... but then I remember getting busted in a stolen car at 13 & notice the elasticity come back. HaHa.