My gluttonous self is having some serious trouble understanding your argument: I mean, a briefcase full of sausages? FUCKING GENIUS.
I'm vegetarian.
But what's really disturbing about this is the sheer loving care with which the sausages have been allocated their own carefully shaped spaces and the whole put thoughtfully into a carry case. I mean, these are sausages not carefully painted wargame figures ... if you want to carry a bunch of sausages around, what's wrong with a freezer bag?