I dreamed about Dr. Mabuse last night...

OK, maybe the death of Billy Mays ("no more yellin, no more sellin'!") has affected me very deeply or something, but last night I had a dream about our very own Dr. Mabuse.

He was coming to stay with me at my parents' house for a big game event. He showed up and went to go see GI JOE in the theater. I don't know why. But then I took him back to my parents' house and my mom didn't like him and was trying to get me to get him to stay in a hotel. So Dr. Mabuse climbs up on her lap and started acting like a baby. Then we went to this big stadium where the game thing was being held and we met with Steve "Dreamboat" Avery and played ARKHAM HORROR.

Now, mind you, I've never seen the guy except in that zombie picture he posted a while back. So that's how he looked in my dream.

I'm so scared.

Dr. Mabuse represents your Id (basic hunger), and it is acting out your continued desire to remain a child, safe and coddled. However, your mom is telling you that you need to grow up and leave the house.
Having met Steve Avery, he is indeed dreamy, but what's more significant is your repressed homosexuality. Just accept it and get yourself a pair of skin-tight shorts.
And stop playing with all those childish toys.

Holy fuck, that is the creepiest thing I've ever read online.


















Would you like me to hold you for awhile?

Would you?

You still live with your mom?

*points and laughs*

No, I've been moved out of my parents' house since long before a lot of you people were playing games.

Was he dressed as Starbuck in your dream ? ..... well someone had to ask !

[Adopts German accent]
"Soooo, Michael, tell me about your mother, and why you keep smoking?"

ewwwww, smokers.

Thaadd wrote:

ewwwww, smokers.

[Freud]Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.[/Freud]

Seriously, what's kinda weird is that I was actually playing AH last night with two other guys, one of which was wearing a sleeveless top.

Yeah, that's fucked up, Barnes.

If you have any dreams about me, please just keep them to yourself. Maybe tell a professional. Just don't tell me.

Because I like to sleep.

Was he dressed as Starbuck in your dream ? ..... well someone had to ask !

No, he was in tattered zombie attire.

If you have any dreams about me, please just keep them to yourself. Maybe tell a professional. Just don't tell me.

Just don't read the thread you'll see here called "Last night I dreamed about Not Sure..." and you should be OK. Dr. Mabuse learned the hard way.

Seriously, what's kinda weird is that I was actually playing AH last night with two other guys, one of which was wearing a sleeveless top.

Hmm...perhaps this was actually some kind of remote viewing thing...did the guy in the tank reek of cheap rum and act in a caddish manner?

Shellhead wrote:

[Freud]Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.[/Freud]

LOL. Yeah, something tells me that Freud was a heavy smoker and made an "exception" for himself.

The King in Yellow wrote:

Shellhead wrote:

[Freud]Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.[/Freud]

LOL. Yeah, something tells me that Freud was a heavy smoker and made an "exception" for himself.

and I bet that one of his peers pointed out the phallic shape of the cigar while Freud was smoking one.