I dreamed about Dr. Mabuse last night...

ugh, i had breakfast on Saturday with a bunch of psychologists and the subject of Star Wars came up and one of them just went on and on about how obvious it was that a father and son were fighting with giant penises (peni?). Ugh... brutal.

"Use the Force, Luke."

This has to be the funniest shit I've read here in while.


But seriously, Anthony? get the fuck outta Barnes' head. Just the mention of that dreadlocked zombie pic you posted a while back gives me a serious case of the heebyjeebies.

I'm a closet horror film pussy. You know, the big burly guy that screams like a little girl, or hides his face behind his shirt every time there's death scene, or some scary music playing.

Fuck. Now I'm gonna start dreaming about it too.

Black Barney wrote:

ugh, i had breakfast on Saturday with a bunch of psychologists and the subject of Star Wars came up and one of them just went on and on about how obvious it was that a father and son were fighting with giant penises (peni?). Ugh... brutal.

So General Grievous has four penises, and Darth Maul's is double-ended?

Yeah man, he had those dreadlocks in my dream too. It was crazy. And then he was all in a fetal position in my mom's lap.

My goal is to get at least 30% of F:AT dreaming about Dr. Mabuse in some capacity.

There it is...

NeonPeon wrote:

Black Barney wrote:

ugh, i had breakfast on Saturday with a bunch of psychologists and the subject of Star Wars came up and one of them just went on and on about how obvious it was that a father and son were fighting with giant penises (peni?). Ugh... brutal.

So General Grievous has four penises, and Darth Maul's is double-ended?

Those fuckers better watch out for George Washington:

Michael Barnes wrote:

There it is...

I am, what some would call...a wet dream waiting to happen. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Ah Crap. You had to post that damned thing again didn't you?


Just watch, I'll actually get to meet Anthony someday and the only greeting my now permanently scarred psyche will be able to manage is some kind of garble yelp, followed by a pathetic display of thumb sucking and/or convulsive shaking.

Anthony, be a pal and throw up a pic of you chilling by the pool or, you know, looking normal.

Dream analysis can be quite interesting and fun. Here's a quick sketch of one way to do it:

Assume that your dream is a form of self-deception that you constructed to avoid thinking about an idea that stresses you out a bit (or a lot). To interpret your dream, you want to undo the self-deception and piece together the difficult thought you had but were avoiding:

Isolate all the pieces of your dream narrative. Isolate each image, each phrase, each word even. Then, let your thoughts wander about each individual fragment one at a time(for example, ask yourself what that fragment reminds you of). Don't prejudge or censor the path your thoughts want to go, but do try to be an observant and attentive onlooker to your own consciousness. Each fragment will generate its own little daydream/story. It helps to write each thread/trajectory out. The threads will likely seem unconnected and random. But you will notice that the threads connect up with various things that are on your mind. Once you do this for each fragment of your dream narrative, you might notice that the story lines or associations you generate from each fragment have a common thread/theme. Now the hard part begins: concentrate on that theme and try to figure out how when you think about it you also and at the same time avoid thinking about a difficult or stressful possibility or issue that probably needn't be so stressful or difficult. That issue was the thought that occured to you when you were sleeping, and the dream is what you constructed to avoid that thought so that you can continue to sleep in peace.

Ah, he's just wracked with guilt over voting for ATOE.
Probably scarred for life.