AT/Euro War II is coming!

SuperflyTNT wrote: Wow, JJ.

It's not the stripper story that is odd.

It's that you went to Sudbury and lived to tell about it.

Sudbury was a thriving metropolis of culture compared to where I grew up. A 6 hour drive north west into a small community called Manitouwadge (cave of the great spirit in Ojibwe). When I first lived there it wasn't even a town it was an "improvement district" and we lived in a place called "camp 70". Real backwoods stuff. Sudbury is where we went when we wanted to visit the "big city" and people would drive Big Macs back the 6 hour drive just to partake of big city life.

edit for on topic stuff: I'm a little jelous I can't go to trashfest as well. Fuck you guys and your southern USA garbage. Come to Vancouver... we dont' even have a hockey team anymore so we need a gameing event.

At first everyone laughs, and then as the trip wears on a wave of sickness and sadness overwhelms the lot of men who really just wanted to have a good time with games.

Now you know how you make the rest of us feel every day.

Get on board the Love van (Boom Boom)

Get on board the Love Van (Boom Boom)

Shake that booty Ken! Shake it!

Loter's just about to take it!

Get on board the Love Van (Boom Boom)

mjl1783 wrote:

Part way through the ordeal I get uncomfortable and bored so I lean over to the guy next to me on the couch and ask him how it's going. He turns to me and says: "Never talk to me when I'm with a lady".
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That was kinda party foul. Personally I love strippers. They don't love me though- my teacher's salary is repellant to them.

Steve"Stripper reppellant"Avery

I was wrong. If he had of hit me it would have been my fault. I did not follow proper social ettiquette and he did. I was a noob and he was a grizzeld veteran.

I love strippers too, I just don't like stripping.

So what you're saying, Ryan, is that Steve should peace off?

SuperflyTNT wrote:
" Steve, hold onto this shit until Fridays, OK? I miss the Friday Freakouts, and this day early shit doesn't mean you're an overachiever."
You hear, Steve? Just remember once a Weeks more than enough.

Dafuq did I just read?

EvilPie wrote: Dafuq did I just read?

Wait, you didn't think we were here to talk about boardgames did you......?

JonJacob wrote: I was wrong. If he had of hit me it would have been my fault. I did not follow proper social ettiquette and he did. I was a noob and he was a grizzeld veteran.

It's akin to talking to the guy at the next urinal over while you have your dick in your hand. Just wrong. In general, don't talk to a dude when anything vaguely crotch-related is going on.

And that's why Eurogamers don't talk much during a Martin Wallace game.

Never talk to me when I'm with a rondel.

My Van of Doom has just left on a path to intercept Loter's Love Van. This will be the first Live Action game of "Thunder Road" ever attempted. The Weeks' Van of Doom is loaded for bear and its sole mission is to intercept and destroy Loter's Love Van.

The Weeks Van of Doom is equipped with a full sized game table with the boardgame Doom setup and Thunder Road also. A fridge stocked with Pabst beer and a bar with Jack Daniels and Old Granddad just to piss Uba off!

The most ingenious part of the Weeks Van of Doom is that under the van is a booby trap release system that when a button is pushed inside the van it releases a small battery powered speaker that plays the song YMCA and releases a copy of a Playgirl magazine.

The plan is that when the Loter Love Van hears the Village People Music and sees the stray Playgirl magazine on the side of the road the van will screech to a halt to enjoy this new found entertainment. However, unknown to the Loter Love Van is that the Weeks Van of Doom hidden on the side of the road will then Launch a full scale attack on the helpless Van putting an end to Trashfest III.

Oh God... I need you inside me, Steve.

Oh God... I need you inside me, Steve.

Snap out of it! Stop reliving your middle school slumber parties and grow up and get yourself a woman.