Hey, remember that guy Black Barney?

Has anyone seen him lately? It's like he disappeared into the wilds of Quebec or something. It used to be that he was on here all the time talking about AAA video games and underage actresses...often exchanging sexually explict posts with Ken B...now, nothing.

I have a few theories:

- Dead, jail, or rock n' roll.
- He became Prime Minister of Canadialand and doesn't have time for us anymore
- He realized that we're all pretty much full of shit and went to troll the IGN.com boards
- Richard Simmons' lawyers are involved
- He's holed up in his and Ken B's love nest with a stack of Julia Roberts films and a economy size bag of fake Lucky Charms and can't be bothered to talk to us anymore
- MJ killed him and is now wearing his face
- He's sharing a cell in the Siberian gulag with Robert Martin

I'm a little worried...he didn't know jack shit about anything and had the worst taste in everything known to man but I loved the guy.

Maybe he's busy with his child? His biological one, not the one he keeps in the basement.

stormseeker75 wrote: Maybe he's busy with his child? His biological one, not the one he keeps in the basement.

Wait, is Ken back in Canada?

Isn't he a regular console gamers? Can't you XBox nerds just activate the tracking chip Microsoft requires you get implanted in your necks to find him?


Edit: Oh, and I'm going with the whole "MJ is wearing his face" thing. I want to do away with the whole "Thank you" thing here in the worst way, but a poll feature, on the other hand...

Although considering the sort of degenerates that frequent this joint, a poll feature would probably just ensure that this joint ends up on my corporate firewall blacklist under about 8 different categories

Michael Barnes wrote: He realized that we're all pretty much full of shit and went to troll the IGN.com boards

My guess.

San Il Defanso wrote:

Michael Barnes wrote: He realized that we're all pretty much full of shit and went to troll the IGN.com boards

My guess.

Mine too.

I actually have Patrick's email address. I'll ping him to make sure everything's ok.

"holed up" in Ken's love shack...

Truer words may never have been spoken

Michael Barnes wrote: - He became Prime Minister of Canadialand and doesn't have time for us anymore

If this was the case he'd have loads of time for this place. And I'd vote for his French arse if it meant getting rid of the tosser we have now. I'd much rather "rock-to-the oldies" then placate to a robot with an ego.

Not sure if you're actually concerned or not, but I see him on XBL almost daily :\ Even played a quick game of Carc recently.

Not sure if it's related, but we were giving it to him hard for his John Carter comments a few weeks back.

That's the last time I recall seeing his posts.

... why hasn't anyone been talking about how I've been MIA for roughly the past 2 years?

Who are you?

Jeff White wrote: Not sure if it's related, but we were giving it to him hard for his John Carter comments a few weeks back.

That's the last time I recall seeing his posts.

Maybe he saw John Carter and decided he could never show his face around here again?

Oh, I killed him all right, but I'm not wearing his face, if you know what I mean...

You're damn right that's what I mean.

I know exactly what you mean. But what kind of sick society is this where one man will kill another out of envy over the victim's supple buttocks?