The Worst Thing You Can Bring to Game Night

What's the worst thing you can bring to game night?

For me, I HATE it when people bring cheese puffs, or Doritos, or Cheetos. Pretty much anything that can leave a cheesy residue on my board game bits and cards. Like seriously, what the fuck are they thinking?

A 6-year-old.

A drunk on... can't you at least wait until the first game is done before getting drunk?

Also... a shitty attitude.

Other than that nothing... and if you do bring cheezies (which I don't like) then you better have brought enough for everyone you fuck!

I'll still eat them.

Jexik wrote: A 6-year-old.

JonJacob wrote: A drunk on... can't you at least wait until the first game is done before getting drunk?

Anything after the first move of the first game of the night is fair game.

There's a game night I stopped going to because a couple of guys decided I was a baby sitter.

S.

Any sort of infectious illness is pretty bad.

An unbathed man with the flu that spends the entire evening hunched over the table with about one full foot of ass crack on display.

That or a girlfriend that you make wait in the car for the whole time you're there.

Both true Atlanta Game Factory stories.

Michael Barnes wrote: That or a girlfriend that you make wait in the car for the whole time you're there.

Great idea actually.

Lol, dang. Man I wish I was still in Atlanta/Marietta. If I ever make it back down there I'm looking you guys up.

QPCloudy wrote: Lol, dang. Man I wish I was still in Atlanta/Marietta. If I ever make it back down there I'm looking you guys up.

Ride down with me. I'll make you wait in the car. Good times.

Ron Jeremy, a bag of viagra, and a ball gag.

JonJacob wrote: Also... a shitty attitude.

That's probably the worst thing. All the rest can be dealt with.

I have a gaming buddy, who is gay, and fits the stereo-type well enough to bring fuckin' awesome snacks, bags and bags of good food; humus, fancy breads and crackers, good beer and liquor, cookies, fruit, strange spreads and stuff I've never seen again. He would also bring whatever pretty boy he was currently seeing... who always wanted to play games. AND he would show up on time.He moved to Denmark to get married.

Now I am lucky if my gaming buddies bring a six pack and a bag of cheesies. More often they show up with one can of soda (for themselves) and eat all my food and drink my beer.

Pretty sure this is a good reason to legalize gay marriage in the USA.