What do you THINK you know about fellow F:ATties?

I think I might have the minis game. I definitely have both of the AH games. The second one is kind of awesome in a weird way.

Just goes to show what you wankers know.

Bourbon is fine if you've found some good stuff, but my order is customarily Tanqueray and Tonic, short glass, twist, and double it up.

And I do not have an "arsenal". 14 does not an arsenal make.

And I do NOT lack self-confidence. Can't be a good salesman without it.

And I don't customarily brag. Only when called for, and generally tongue-in-cheek.

And I do NOT have a tattoo on my back of a bald eagle. I have a bald spot shaped like an eagle. No General Lee, either. Just a general discomfort.

Pretty accurate description of me. Yeah, I'm cooooooool...

I assume all the males here look pretty much like this.

Re:What do you THINK you know about fellow F:ATties?
They're a pain in the ass? (But for different reasons and at different times, except for clusterfuck Fridays.)

" Southernman - Nobody knows how he got from NZ to England..."
He walked. Continental drift didn't kick in until much later.

Schweig! wrote:

JonJacob - Pothead. Wants to get along with everyone. Is informed about the world's problems, but doesn't care.

Hey! I am not informed. That, my friend, is a full time job. I'd care more if I thought I knew enough. All passion and half info is a bad thing.

Ditto on Avery being Frank the Tank, JJ being a super nice pothead, and Barney being bi with a nice ass.

Loter is a crazed manthing foaming at the mouth, Barnes is the head of the AT Heresy, and it is common knowledge that Mr. Skeletor is actually the real Skeletor from Masters of the Universe.

Ken is like JJ without the pot, Southernman is Donald Trump without the manwig or the billions, and Uba is a goth mom that can kick all our collective assess.

I'm pretty sure that Jon Jacob's record collection includes some Al Di Meola.

Continental Drift...HA!

Southernman is angry and threatening, yet at the same time subservient to anyone he deems higher up the social ladder than him, so basically he is a goon.
I think he is one of Biff Tanner’s henchmen in Back to the Future.

Dan Daly - Typical conservative Christian American. Violence is ah-okay, but boobies are the work of the devil.

That was me at 20. At 30 I'm still conservative, still American and still a Christian- but not a typical one of any of them.

I have an extremely low opinion of Obama....and just about as poor an opinion of Bush. One of the only politicians I have some respect for is Ron Paul. My wife and I have often found that we have much more in common with free thinking lefty liberals then we do with "typical conservative Christians", which is rather interesting.

Oh yeah, boobs were most definitely made by God.

Michael Barnes wrote:

I'm pretty sure that Jon Jacob's record collection includes some Al Di Meola.

Not a chance... Kiss my Axe has to be about the worst album title I've ever heard. Almost as bad as Joe Stumps "Where no Man Dare Shred". If I want to hear someone play the harmonic minor scale real fast I'll just program it into Sebelius.

actually I have a Return to Forever collection so technically...

What can we tell about the others... more lists people!! and I want to see people who we haven't taken down yet. More people need the balls to make a list. I like reading these and I want more F:ATies on here.

Juniper is a snooty Torontonian intellectual who hangs at the ROM in his spare time

Steve Weeks is gone, but he's a beer drinking, ultra right wing Borat who get's very lonely when he's drunk(and rage posts)

Metalface is disguted with us and left quietly, but we miss him.

Steve Avery is a post modernist arty type who tries to hide it behind funny guy tank top stuff but we all know he has an extensive Rene Magritte collection at home

I'm not doing anymore. My obligations are full filled.

Dan Daly- Mister, are you god?

I think Metalface got involved in some kind of online Ponzi scheme involving FIFA 11. Either that or he fell victim to hooliganism.

Maybe Metalface finally got around to that game of Descent, and he's still playing...

SanIlDefanso wrote:

Maybe Metalface finally got around to that game of Descent, and he's still playing...

awesome

JonJacob wrote:

SanIlDefanso wrote:

Maybe Metalface finally got around to that game of Descent, and he's still playing...

awesome

Two rooms down, four to go!