ZOMBIE STATE (fka BGG > F:AT)

News:

I was out buying a car today, and I was an hour late to get to the interview call with the guy from Zombie State, John. Emailed him apologetically (fuck, I saved a TON of money..) as I lost track of time with the "let me talk with my manager", "sign here and you agree to this (like it's even binding...)" crap, and he walked. I think he's a pharmacist or physician, so it's understandable. Guess he thought I was a bit flaky...I really missed the opportunity, but I really, really needed to get this car thing done.

C'est la vie... oh, wait, I've been advised not to use any French...

generalpf wrote:

Not Sure wrote:

I like board games cuz they're cheap.

Right?

You've missed a whole lot. Board games are a ripoff and XBox 360 is the best system EVAR

Xbox 360 is so value for money it feeds starving faggots in africa (africans are full of aids so they must all be fags.)

MASTER CHIEF, I LICK YOUR HELMUT!!!111

Mr Skeletor wrote:

Between this and the never ending bitching about boardgames, I'm wondering when this place will merge with BGG and be done with it.

The only difference between the 2 is that instead of me getting banned every 3 weeks it's Steve Weeks.

I think this place went to hell after you stopped writing articles.

I miss Skeletor's Mailbag. (Not to be confused with Skeletor's male bag.)

He's only getting complaints.

Schweig! wrote:

Mr Skeletor wrote:

Between this and the never ending bitching about boardgames, I'm wondering when this place will merge with BGG and be done with it.

I think this place went to hell after you stopped writing articles.

Ditto.

My comment was ironic. This place is only what people make out of it. If the whiners take the fort' there's not much do to. But I guess some complaining about game price was to be expected during/after the financial crisis. Where all the XBox360 fanboys come from - I do not know, although video games have always been a focus of F:AT just not to today's degree. But anyway - if you want F:AT to be something different, make it so.

The Steve Weeks banning is pretty much the only thing where the site administration shows a dominating presence. And even that I think wouldn't be the case if he even attempted to apologize for what I conclude was a very personal misdemeanor, instead of just opening new threads ranting about gay people playing board games, women drinking bourbon thereby making him look like a wiener if he also does so or whatever else is allegedly razzing him.

WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL ZOMBIE THREAD?!

Ska_baron wrote:

WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL ZOMBIE THREAD?!

Ate its brain, of course. Now it's a shambling husk. Try again next time.

generalpf wrote:

I miss Skeletor's Mailbag. (Not to be confused with Skeletor's male bag.)

When you say it out loud (and be proud) it sounds the the same.

HA HA! GENERALPF MISSES SKELLY'S SCROTUM!

Try this one

IS SCROTUM IMPLODING?!?

New game: take a post, and change random words to "scrotum."

Mr Skeletor wrote:

Between this and the never ending bitching about scrotum, I'm wondering when this place will merge with scrotum and be done with it.

The only difference between the 2 is that instead of me getting banned every 3 weeks it's scrotum.

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Schweig, you forgot to say scrotum.

Damn!